| I think I hold the weight record for all the cats at ARK. You can't miss me big, fat and ginger. Oh did I say 'fat' ? I didn't mean to say that, it's all muscle really and I can move very swiftly when needs be. Well I did have a very comfortable home once, but my owners failed in business and lost all their money so they had to move, without me unfortunately. Now I've been put in a room with a lot of old cats which is alright but they don't want to play with me. I sometimes dream of being surrounded by a lot of admiring young female cats but that isn't going to happen so I'd better keep quiet and be good.

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